funny Sms

Pathan namaz me khoob dua kr rha tha
Ya ALLAH tu lahore ko pakistn ka darul hakumat bna de
kisi ne pUcha aisa kyUn
Pathan:mein paper mein yahi likh aya hoon

funny sms / pathan sms

, Pathan Ne Doctor
Mar Dya
Police:
Khan Tu ne Doctor ko Q Qatal kia?
Pathan:
Wo Doctr khabees ka Bacha kehta Tha k
Hamara BV ka "B.P" Dekhega Phir Dawai Dega.:-

Funny Sms

Boy2 GOD: Giv me a pocket full of money, Job & a big Vehicle Full of Girls.
God replied: Ur wish is fulfilled
&
he became a bus condutor of Punjab University.